“I saw Phantom of the Opera with my parents once in Cleveland. Will this be anything like that?”

“Will this musical solve all of San Francisco’s problems? Will it solve mine?”

 

“Is it true you’ve received seed money from certain unscrupulous real estate developers?”

“Will the choreography for Willie Mays Is Up At Bat involve real baseball bats?”

“Is it true Chuck learned to bake bread during the Pandemic? Will bread be baked onstage?”

“Will Kurt sing any of the songs? In case I have to pee.”

“Will there be a balcony scene? Will there be nudity?”